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With an open and festive mind, I slammed Martha’s PSL-esque gummies for a week. Try 15 unique flavors of delicious CBD gummies by Martha Stewart. This 60-count box includes raspberry, rhubarb, passionfruit, Persian lime and much more.

Martha Stewart’s Pumpkin Spice CBD Gummies Are a Stony Autumn Delight

Martha, my she-king, has given us a savory-sweet CBD treat that’s perfect for relaxing before, during, or after work.

Martha Stewart has been in the game for a long time. She pioneered self-branding long before Gwyneth was slinging vagina candles, or the Grateful Dead was collaborating on aprons (they’re great, by the way). Whether you grew up hypnotized by her ability to crank out seasonal wreaths on Martha Stewart Living or only just clocked her wholesome friend-brand-ship with Snoop Dogg, you have to admit: Martha knows what’s up. She always has.

Over the decades, Martha has not just kept up with the times, but helped to define them in an increasingly celeb-led world of online shopping. Remember when she made an entire ceramic nativity set in prison—oh yeah, she went to prison that one time—and then sold replicas on her site? She even gained the respect of my other favorite she-king, Joan Didion. In a 2000 New Yorker essay, Didion asserts that “by branding herself not as Superwoman but as Everywoman, Stewart made even her troubles an integral part of her success.” She’s talented, but she’s also self-aware. Plus, she’s no narc.

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Anyways. If it’s not at one-hundo, Martha won’t do it. So when I heard that my queen was slinging a new limited-edition release of her CBD gummies, I was curious to know what she’d regale us with next. An heirloom tomato flavor? Another *chef’s kiss* batch of quince and kumquat gumdrops? Lo and behold the tasty peak of spooky season, Martha Stewart’s limited edition pumpkin spice CBD gummies:

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I’ve tried everything from CBD tinctures to CBD-infused pajamas over the years, but I had yet to find a CBD gummy that hit the perfect note between sweet and savory, while chilling me out just enough to binge six episodes of Swamp Loggers. With an open and festive mind, I slammed Martha’s PSL-esque gummies for a week, in various situations, to see if they were actually legit.

What was rad

These gummies are made with CBD or cannabidiol isolate, and don’t contain any THC, which is the psychoactive ingredient in weed that normally makes me trip balls. Ideally, CBD isolate should bring on a slow, gentle wave of stoner-y calm without any of the paranoid scaries. My favorite dose is about 30 milligrams at a time, or in this case, three gummies at 10 milligrams per piece.

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“Holy shit,” my roommate said when I handed her the gummies, “it’s like a bakery in a bag.” There was an initial waft of vanilla and fresh pastry from Martha’s baggy that transported us to a picturesque, autumnal Hallmark Original Movie (have you seen Butlers in Love yet??), and I appreciated that the gummies weren’t too sweet or overpowered by their light dusting of sugar. I’m not a big fan of dessert, so I also appreciated the fact that while the gummies have a sugary top note, they offer a very delicate, pumpkin-and-Cinnabon essence. The texture was silky and easy to chew (sometimes CBD gummies get hella stiff and stuck to your teeth), and eradicated any bitterness you would typically get from CBD with a balanced, layered flavor profile.

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At first, it was hard to say if they really had an effect, because we slammed one or two before bed when we were already relaxed. They were definitely delicious, and I had to put them in my room to stop from snacking on them, but the real test came the following week.

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It was the first day of Mercury retrograde. I threw out my neck, my Taj Kabab King order was wrong, and everyone dipped on our weekend Renn Faire plans. I slid into my icy migraine mask, and pounded four or five gummies to yeet myself from reality. In about 20 minutes, the slew of both physical and Petty Betty problems didn’t feel so debilitatingly stressful. Suddenly, I was sailing down a river of calm, feeling groovy and unbothered while checking off things from my to-do list: Send the emails you’ve been putting off (easy), drop off your laundry (done), and crawl out from under the weight of my anxiety (a breeze). It’s not that these pumpkin-spice saviors got me into a stoner haze where my problems didn’t exist, but they had the effect of helping me shake off the petty problems, cocooning me in warmth and a little more patience.

Martha Stewart CBD™ Wellness Gummies 15 Flavor Sampler Box 600mg 60ct

Martha is a strong advocate of CBD and partnered with Canopy Growth to produce products that delight and deliver CBD wellness like no others. Canopy Growth Corporation’s dedication to conducting the most robust clinical research and to furthering the public’s understanding of cannabinoids has made it the industry leader. Canopy’s proprietary technology allowing for extraction of a pure isolate from hemp ensures that customers can depend on a consistent CBD experience. Safe, easy, daily CBD wellness. The purest, most potent CBD combined with delicious gourmet flavors in soft, gummy confections crafted by Martha herself. CBD wellness has never been this inviting and has never tasted so good.

Due to state restrictions on CBD sales we are unable to ship human ingestible CBD products to the following states: District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Pennslyvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Utah, Washington.

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• Perfect way to try some of Martha’s favorite flavors, this 15 Flavor sampler box are inspired by the traditional French confection Pate di Fruit, a blend of the perfect size, texture, and flavor.
• 15 Flavors, 4 gummies of each flavor. Each gummy contains 10mg of CBD Isolate from 100% US-grown natural hemp with no artificial flavors and is 0.0% THC. Made in the USA.
• Quality and consistency, 99% pure CBD Isolate with no psychoactive effect and is rigorously tested each step of the way for heavy metal, pesticides, solvents, and other toxins.
• Scientifically formulated from pioneers in clinical CBD science and Martha Stewart partnership and approval on format and design. Canopy Growth is a leader in cannabinoid research, bringing science to the consumer.
• 100% U.S. grown hemp with clean formulations free from parabens, sulfates, glycols, fragrances, gluten, soy, or artificial colors.
• Flavors: Raspberry, Rhubarb, Passionfruit, Persian Lime, Black Raspberry, Strawberry, Grapefruit, Calamondin, Green Apple, Black Currant, Blood Orange, Kumquat, Quince, Meyer Lemon, Huckleberry.
• Ingredients: Hemp Extract (CBD Isolate), Tapioca Syrup, Cane Sugar, Pectin, Water, Natural Flavors. Less than 2% of: Sodium Citrate Dihydrate, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Fruit and Vegetable Juice (Color), Turmeric (Color), Spirulina (Color), Sunflower Lecithin.
• Suggested Use: Take 2-3 gummies daily. Store in a cool, dry, and dark place after opening.

• Standard Shipping: Free on Orders $149+
• Final Sale item. This item is not eligible for exchange or returns.

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